me: *hangs out w/ little kids and tries 2 teach them self love and feminist ideas*
Isn’t that called brainwashing
Please stop brainwashing kids to love themselves and treat people equally good god
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
idk if this is funny or sad
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
When he grabs your neck from behind 😩😫😩😫
when I aint got no neck for him to grab 😩😩😭
What? What is your head attached to ?
My shoulders
Lmfaoooo so what your shoulders connected to???
LMFAOOO to my titties
where the dick go when you deep throat?
my knees
